Maggie Lost Her Baby Legs

from EP Of Horror by Hired Goons

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lyrics

Maggie got her first tooth in but it looks like a fang
Hibbert is prescribing fire just like for everything
Homer's getting really mad because it turns out Kang is Maggie's dad
And now they've got to find a way to try to figure it out

Kang took Marge on board his ship and he shot her with a ray
Told her she's a super girl and said he'd call her someday
Nine months later Maggie arrived and Homer never even realized
Till she was walking on the ceiling then he finally figured it out

Yeah yeah, Maggie lost her baby legs
Yeah, they're saying she's an alien
Yeah yeah, Maggie lost her baby legs
They're going on the Springer show, they're gonna figure it out
They're gonna figure it out
They're gonna figure it out

The day had finally arrived, they got their time on the show
Till Kang destroyed the audience 'cause someone said he was gross
Springer said his final word, it doesn't seem like anybody heard
And now he's dead and they still haven't even figured it out

Yeah yeah, Maggie lost her baby legs
Yeah, they're saying she's an alien
Yeah yeah, Maggie lost her baby legs

Yeah yeah, Maggie lost her baby legs
Yeah, they're saying she's an alien
Yeah yeah, Maggie lost her baby legs
So they went on the Springer show, still couldn't figure it out

And don't forget Ken Starr

credits

from EP Of Horror, released October 21, 2022
Lyrics by Bill Arseneau
Music by Bill Arseneau & Paul Gongola with Paul Czarnowski

Bill "Monty Ramone" Arseneau: lead vocals, backing vocals
Paul "Homer Ramone" Czarnowski: bass, backing vocals
Paul "Poochie Ramone" Gongola: guitars, drums, electric piano, backing vocals

Arranged by Hired Goons
Produced & Engineered by Paul Gongola

“Jerry!” chant performed by Monty, Homer, Poochie, Bella Arseneau, Scarlett Arseneau, Domenica Arseneau, Skye Gongola, Kristen Gongola & Leanne Nelson Allen.

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