Lousy Smarch Weather

from EP Of Horror by Hired Goons

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lyrics

On the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month
In the lousy Smarch weather, we were discussing lunch
Don't want two spaghetti meals in one day
Willie waited to speak, but burst into flames
With skeleton power, he'll strike in our kids' dreams
Recharge extinguishers, we voted nay

Do not touch Willie, good advice
Do not touch Willie, good advice
From the furnace room you can hear faint bagpipes
Do not touch Willie, good advice

Nothing mysterious about this disappearance
In your dreams, Willie's glad to rake your acquaintance
This bizarre cover up should make you feel safe
Martin put his head down when his test was done
He's mastered a dead tongue, can't handle a live one
Willie buffed Nelson, clipped Lisa, Bart got raked

Do not touch Willie, good advice
Do not touch Willie, good advice
From the furnace room you can hear faint bagpipes
Do not touch Willie, that's good advice

In the sinky sand, making one last stand
No compost mortem if all goes as planned
Lisa tried to stay awake but it's no use
In this tale of revenge from beyond the grave
Now that Lisa's asleep, how can Bart be saved
Maggie's pacifier to the rescue

Do not touch Willie, good advice
Do not touch Willie, good advice
From the furnace room you can hear faint bagpipes
Do not touch Willie, that's good advice

Do not touch Willie, good advice
Do not touch Willie, good advice
From the furnace room you can hear faint bagpipes
Do not touch Willie, that's good advice!

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from EP Of Horror, released October 21, 2022
Lyrics by Bill Arseneau
Music by Bill Arseneau & Paul Gongola with Paul Czarnowski

Bill "Monty Ramone" Arseneau: lead vocals, backing vocals
Paul "Homer Ramone" Czarnowski: bass, backing vocals
Paul "Poochie Ramone" Gongola: guitars, keyboards, drums, backing vocals

Arranged by Hired Goons
Produced & Engineered by Paul Gongola

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